Welcome again to another night’s presentation of SAAE awards for 2014. Tonight’s category is on the subject of interactive media – more colloquially – video games. Again, I will take this opportunity to reiterate my gratitude for SGFCMoM’s tireless efforts ensuring our recipients are justly awarded.

The winners are as follows:

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The Layne Award

for most normie game

Dota 2

 

The CoD Award

for most overrated game

Dota 2

 

The Viva Pinata Award

for most underrated game

Star Wars: Battlefront 2

 

The Foe Hammer Award

for best minor character in a game

Pastor Whiskey – Fistful of Frags

 

The Combat Evolved Award

for best multiplayer game

Fistful of Frags

 

The Valve Award

for best developer

Bethesda

 

The Happy Merchant Award

for best Marketing Campaign

Wolfenstein: The New Order

 

The Waterworld Award

for biggest flop

Steam on Linux

 

The Master Race Award

for best gaming subculture

#Gamergate

 

The Chad Award

for most normie gamer

Cheng “Layne” Puck

 

The Gabe Newell Award

for best gaming personality

Milo Yiannopoulos

 

The Halo 3 PC Award

for most highly anticipated game

Cities: Skylines

 

The Ancient Evil Award

for biggest threat to video games

Digital Marxism: SJW and FSF influence

 

The GOTY Award for 2014

for game of the year

And the prize goes to….

 

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Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards.

Merry SAAE to you all.

Thank you for joining us again for the next round of SAAE awards as part of the ongoing SAAE celebrations. I once again thank the SGFCMoM for their tireless commitment to recognizing the very best in art and entertainment.

Tonight’s category is film and our winners are as follows:

 

The Bazinga Award

For most overrated TV show:

Breaking Bad (2008)

Note: While SGFCMoM would like to acknowledge that TV drama is all generally tripe,  Breaking Bad is particularly awful.

 

The New Flesh Award

for best TV Show:

The Powerpuff Girls (1998)

 

The Based Trigger Award

for best anime:

Code Lyoko (2003)

Honorable mention:  Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)

 

The Human Bean Award

for best character:

CIA – from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

 

The Brother Bear Award

for most underrated movie:

Casper (1995)

 

The Howard Ashman Award

for best original song from a film

It’s in the Way that You Use it (1986) – Eric Clapton

From “The Color of Money”

 

The Éponine Award

for most underappreciated genre

Horror

 

The Beauty and the Beast Award

for best animated film

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

 

The Rawcorp Award

for most redpilled film:

Les Miserables (2012)

 

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Award

for most bluepilled film:

Felon (2008)

 

The Klendathu Drop Award

for best science fiction

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

 

The MOTY Award for 2014

for film of the year:

And the prize goes to…

 

Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.

Merry SAAE to you all.

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Tonight we at SGFCMoM present the first category of the SAAE14 awards: Music.

Music is an important artform to the SGFC. We are concerned with only the very best quality patrician music, and tonight’s award recipients each represent that most sacred commitment in a way that only SGFCMoM is capable.

 

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The Master of the House Award

For most musically patrician SGFC member

Skunk

 

The Punk Award

For deadest band

J Church (aka Gay Church)

 

The One Hit Wonder Award

For best song from an otherwise mediocre band

Forever Now (1982) – Cold Chisel

 

The Classical Award

For best classical composition

Rebel Fleet/End Title (1980) – John Williams

 

The John Williams Award

For best classical composer

James Horner

 

The Frozen Hero Award

For most underrated classic

Moviestar (1975) – Harpo

 

The No Jacket Required Award

For best album

SGFC: Hustlercore (2014) – SGFC

Honorable mention: Enema of the State (1999) – Blink 182

 

The Phil Collins Award

For best musician

Mark Hoppus – Blink 182

 

And last, but certainly not least, our most prestigious music award:

 

The SOTY Award for 2014

For song of the year

And the prize goes to….

 

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Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.

Merry SAAE to you all.

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As SGFC Director of Multimedia I declare the month of SAAE14 to have begun.

SGFC/SGFCMoM has always been known for their dedication to the arts. On this night, the first of February 2015, we begin a month-long celebration of quality media, culminating in the SAAE14 awards that will be presented in the coming weeks.

To all SGFC members and followers: Have a very merry SAAE.

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As the SGFC director of Multimedia let me be the first to wish everyone a very merry christmas and present the official SGFC Christmas song for 2014: Chris Rea – Driving Home for Christmas.

Merry Christmas, big guys.

This message has been approved by SGFCMoM.

It is with much sadness that I must inform you all of the passing of SGFC High Council member, Mr_Rigby, who has not logged onto steam in at least 3 days and so must surely be kill.

RIP in piece.

In a stunning revelation, we’ve located a secret deviantart page maintained by our director of ignorance, Layne. Layne has consequently revealed himself to be a radical communist, vietnamese nationalist, sonic the hedgehog fanatic and a furry by the name of Cheng Puck.

Feel free to view his page for yourself here

The SGFC High Council has just appointed Layne as the official SGFC Director of Ignorance. It is the director of ignorance’s responsibility to be anti-science and anti-reason, and may appear to hold such irrational views like Phil Collins being anything less than a supreme musician or failing to recognize that Dota 2 is a MOBA. It is in your best interest that you ignore these absurdities.

 

This has been a message from the SGFC Director of Multimedia Skunk.

Authorized by the SGFC High Council.

 

Once in a generation there comes a musical event so influential and inspirational it joins the halls of history as an iconic masterpiece symbolic of it’s period. Today, as the SGFCMoM Director of Multimedia, I am pleased to announce the latest in this tradition of landmark albums to be considered amongst the unsurpassed mastery of Phil Collins’ No Jacket Required, and comparable to the genre-saving genius of Blink 182’s Enema of the State.

On behalf of the SGFC, the SGFCMoM presents: SGFC Hustlercore – The Official SGFC Hustling Album

 

 

This album – the SGFC’s first – was compiled by the top university-recognized multimedia experts of the SGFCMoM. Some have claimed our impeccable taste in music, and so our appreciation for Phil Collins, is what sets the SGFC apart. Others have claimed it is our remarkably patrician tastes in film that define us. There is one universal truth invariably agreed upon by all, however. The SGFC is a community of hustlers, and now, we present an album of all the quintessential songs to listen to whilst hustling plebs.

You may find your copy here.

Hustle well, my friends, but  remember:

It’s not about your hustling skill…

….It’s in the way that you use it.

 

This has been a message from the SGFC Director of Multimedia, Skunk

This message has been brought to you by the SGFC Ministry of Multimedia (SGFCMoM)

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The guitar solo is a practice with an almost mythical association within the genres of rock and pop. It is a valuable asset to the skilled musician – an opportunity to run away with the melody and transform it into a powerful statement of self expression and emotional tension at the song’s climax.

At the SGFC we have made it our business to recognize the very best in musical excellence. A good solo can make or break the soul of a song, and that is why we at the SGFC have prepared a list of the greatest 5 guitar solos ever performed.

 

5. Easy Lover – Phil Collins & Philip Bailey

 

4.  Stairway to Heaven – Led Zepplin

 

3. Beat It – Michael Jackson

 

2.  All Along the Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix

 

1. It’s in the Way That You Use It – Eric Clapton

 

This message has been brought to you by the SGFC Ministry of Multimedia (SGFCMoM)

Approved by SGFC Director of Multimedia Skunk