Tonight we at SGFCMoM present the first category of the SAAE14 awards: Music.
Music is an important artform to the SGFC. We are concerned with only the very best quality patrician music, and tonight’s award recipients each represent that most sacred commitment in a way that only SGFCMoM is capable.
The Master of the House Award
For most musically patrician SGFC memberSkunk
The Punk Award
For deadest bandJ Church (aka Gay Church)
The One Hit Wonder Award
For best song from an otherwise mediocre bandForever Now (1982) – Cold Chisel
The Classical Award
For best classical compositionRebel Fleet/End Title (1980) – John Williams
The John Williams Award
For best classical composer James HornerThe Frozen Hero Award
For most underrated classic
The No Jacket Required Award
For best albumSGFC: Hustlercore (2014) – SGFC
Honorable mention: Enema of the State (1999) – Blink 182
The Phil Collins Award
For best musician
And last, but certainly not least, our most prestigious music award:
The SOTY Award for 2014
For song of the year
Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.
Merry SAAE to you all.
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