Tonight we at SGFCMoM present the first category of the SAAE14 awards: Music.
Music is an important artform to the SGFC. We are concerned with only the very best quality patrician music, and tonight’s award recipients each represent that most sacred commitment in a way that only SGFCMoM is capable.
The Master of the House AwardFor most musically patrician SGFC member
The Punk AwardFor deadest band
J Church (aka Gay Church)
The One Hit Wonder AwardFor best song from an otherwise mediocre band
The Classical AwardFor best classical composition
The John Williams AwardFor best classical composer James Horner
The Frozen Hero AwardFor most underrated classic
The No Jacket Required AwardFor best album
Honorable mention: Enema of the State (1999) – Blink 182
The Phil Collins AwardFor best musician
And last, but certainly not least, our most prestigious music award:
The SOTY Award for 2014For song of the year
Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.
Merry SAAE to you all.
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