SAAE14: Misc

Thanks for joining us here at the SGFCMoM for another presentation of SAAE awards for 2014. We are drawing close to the end of SAAE14 now,  and this, our final category, pertains to the miscellaneous awards not covered in any other category.

 

The winners are as follows:


 

The Cheng Puck Award

for biggest normie:

Cheng “Layne” Puck

 

The Louis CK Award

for biggest cuck

Cheng “Layne” Puck

 

The Sussudio Award

for highest SGFC score

Cheng “Layne” Puck

 

The Summer Glau Award

for SGFC achievement of the year

Skunk – The creation of SAAE

 

The RIP In Piece Award

for most welcome death

Philip Hughes

 

The Benghazi Award

for biggest scandal

Discovery of Layne’s deviantart page

 

The Gutenberg Award

for best book

Catcher in the Rye (1951) – J.D. Salinger

Honorable mention: Starship Troopers (1959) – Robert A. Heinlein

 

The Microsoft Award

for best program

Steam

 

The Google Award

for best company

Valve

 

The Schlomo Award

for worst company

Mozilla

Honorable mention: The FSF

 

The Skunk Award

for greatest contribution to the arts

Phil Collins

 

The Gravemind Award

for greatest enemy to the SGFC

Richard Stallman

 

The MOTY Award for 2014

for man of the year

And the prize goes to….

 


 

 

Thank you for joining us again here at SGFCMoM.

Merry SAAE to you all.

SAAE14: Games

Welcome again to another night’s presentation of SAAE awards for 2014. Tonight’s category is on the subject of interactive media – more colloquially – video games. Again, I will take this opportunity to reiterate my gratitude for SGFCMoM’s tireless efforts ensuring our recipients are justly awarded.

The winners are as follows:


 

The Layne Award

for most normie game

Dota 2

 

The CoD Award

for most overrated game

Dota 2

 

The Viva Pinata Award

for most underrated game

Star Wars: Battlefront 2

 

The Foe Hammer Award

for best minor character in a game

Pastor Whiskey – Fistful of Frags

 

The Combat Evolved Award

for best multiplayer game

Fistful of Frags

 

The Valve Award

for best developer

Bethesda

 

The Happy Merchant Award

for best Marketing Campaign

Wolfenstein: The New Order

 

The Waterworld Award

for biggest flop

Steam on Linux

 

The Master Race Award

for best gaming subculture

#Gamergate

 

The Chad Award

for most normie gamer

Cheng “Layne” Puck

 

The Gabe Newell Award

for best gaming personality

Milo Yiannopoulos

 

The Halo 3 PC Award

for most highly anticipated game

Cities: Skylines

 

The Ancient Evil Award

for biggest threat to video games

Digital Marxism: SJW and FSF influence

 

The GOTY Award for 2014

for game of the year
And the prize goes to….
 

 

Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards.

Merry SAAE to you all.

SAAE14: Film

Thank you for joining us again for the next round of SAAE awards as part of the ongoing SAAE celebrations. I once again thank the SGFCMoM for their tireless commitment to recognizing the very best in art and entertainment.

Tonight’s category is film and our winners are as follows:

 

The Bazinga Award

For most overrated TV show:

Breaking Bad (2008)

Note: While SGFCMoM would like to acknowledge that TV drama is all generally tripe,  Breaking Bad is particularly awful.

 

The New Flesh Award

for best TV Show:

The Powerpuff Girls (1998)

 

The Based Trigger Award

for best anime:

Code Lyoko (2003)

Honorable mention:  Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)

 

The Human Bean Award

for best character:

CIA – from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

 

The Brother Bear Award

for most underrated movie:

Casper (1995)

 

The Howard Ashman Award

for best original song from a film

It’s in the Way that You Use it (1986) – Eric Clapton

From “The Color of Money”

 

The Éponine Award

for most underappreciated genre

Horror

 

The Beauty and the Beast Award

for best animated film

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

 

The Rawcorp Award

for most redpilled film:

Les Miserables (2012)

 

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas Award

for most bluepilled film:

Felon (2008)

 

The Klendathu Drop Award

for best science fiction

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

 

The MOTY Award for 2014

for film of the year:

And the prize goes to…

 

Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.

Merry SAAE to you all.

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SAAE14: Music

Tonight we at SGFCMoM present the first category of the SAAE14 awards: Music.

Music is an important artform to the SGFC. We are concerned with only the very best quality patrician music, and tonight’s award recipients each represent that most sacred commitment in a way that only SGFCMoM is capable.

 


 

The Master of the House Award

For most musically patrician SGFC member

Skunk

 

The Punk Award

For deadest band

J Church (aka Gay Church)

 

The One Hit Wonder Award

For best song from an otherwise mediocre band

Forever Now (1982) – Cold Chisel

 

The Classical Award

For best classical composition

Rebel Fleet/End Title (1980) – John Williams

 

The John Williams Award

For best classical composer
James Horner
 

The Frozen Hero Award

For most underrated classic

Moviestar (1975) – Harpo

 

The No Jacket Required Award

For best album

SGFC: Hustlercore (2014) – SGFC

Honorable mention: Enema of the State (1999) – Blink 182

 

The Phil Collins Award

For best musician

Mark Hoppus – Blink 182

 

And last, but certainly not least, our most prestigious music award:

 

The SOTY Award for 2014

For song of the year

And the prize goes to….

 


 

Thank you for joining us here at SGFCMoM. Stay tuned for more awards in the coming weeks.

Merry SAAE to you all.

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